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Seriously. I am -beyond- bored.
(What freak made this meme, and what freaks actually -does- it. Hey..)
1. Would you set yourself on fire?
.. I guess it would hurt. Like, alot. But I could lit my hair on fire.. if I'm high enough. Like.. I hate my hair.
2. Hug or kiss? Both.
When you kiss, you automaticly get both. If you keep it up long enough.
3. Have you ever been suspended from school?
Um, no.
4. Explain what you think about abortion:
I HATE that question so much, it makes me SICK.
There are alot of blond idiots getting themself pregnant in some sorta party, cause they were so drunk they couldn't walk. And that's plain fucked. Buuut, I guess some have a good reason for wanting abortion and stuff, so for christ's sake, let them have it. It's their bodies, but if the kid's like fucking old, I guess it would be morally wrong killing it.
Hey, no hate.
Hell if I know.
5. If you had to get married now, who would you want to marry?
In this exact moment?
Uh.. I dunno. Some rich dying oldie.
6. Weekdays or weekends?
Weekends. Tho I hate Sundays.
7. What is your favorite hair style?
Short neck, long bangs.
8. Do you like to learn?
Depends. Alot.
9. Do you like cows?
There was a time I couldn't imagine anything cuter.
I... am neutral now tbh.
10. Do you want to have kids?
Yes. Twins.
11. Say something annoying:
I like faggots.
12. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex?
Yes?
13. Will the world end in fire or ice?
Ice.
14. Favorite comic strip?
A serious house on serious earth. (Or ground or something. Yeah, it's my favorite. I can't even remember the name.) IT'S BATMAN
15. Last hug?
Maria Clara
16. One goal you'd like to achieve this year:
I have no goals. Wait- I'll get my hair cut. Seriously, I'll never remember to do it. Oh, and post a letter.
17. Do you sleep naked?
No. I keep my boxers on dude.
18. Have you ever been dumped?
No.
19. What is your favorite word?
Norwegian/dialect: Draum (dream)
English: Duuuude
20. Sprite or 7Up?
Sprite. No, I've never tasted 7Up.
21. Would you date someone you met online?
Dunno.
22. Who is your newest friend?
Girl named Julie.
23. Family or friends?
Friends.
24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
"Hey, stop that. *siiigh* never mind"
25. Abercrombie or Hollister?
What did you call the animal..? (yes, I'm stupid)
26. What's your family like?
I like my brother.
27. Have you been on drugs?
I dunno what counts.. pot, alchohol, tobacco and nicotine..?
28. Are your parents still together?
Yes. And it buggs me.
29. Logic or art?
Both.
30. How do you usually dress?
Skinny red/black/green pants, 2 belts, some nerdy colorful t-shirt, hoodie or my beloved super-tight jacket, so many bracelets my wrists die, hair ornaments if I'm in the mood, dr. Martens/converse, gloves, hat or cap or something, scarf.
31. Explain what you think about dating.
error: this word doesn't exist in Kris' vocabulary.
32. Do you wear deoderant?
Yes.
33. McDonalds or Burger King?
None.
I fucking hate fast food.
I fucking hate McDonalds.
I fucking hate clowns.
34. Do animals go to Heaven?
God only allows pretty gay male models into his harem.
Yes, I'm an atheist, why?
35. Would you live in a different country?
Dunno. I guess everyone is tired of their own country some times.
36. Have you ever made out with just a friend?
I guess so.
37. Do you believe in the external world?
Probably not.
I dunno what you mean.
38. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman?
Never heard of. Name something they've done, and I'll probably go: "OH- OH- OH- I -KNOW- this person!"
No shit, Sherlock.
39. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?
Yes.
40. Do you ever use your full name?
Never. Urg.
41. Favorite athlete?
Dunno.
42. Do you personally know any bums?
No.
43. Are you rude?
Yes.
44. Can you cook?
Yes. Or.. well.. depends on what you define as -food-.
45. Have you ever been to college?
No.
46. What is your best physical feature?
My eyes.
47. Would you die for your friends?
No. But I'd probably die afterwards of guilt or something. I'm deep. I really am.
48. Dominos or Pizza Hut?
Pizza hut.
49. How tall are you?
5'7'
And the correct definition of that, is "dwarf".
50. Do you like arcades?
Alot.
51. Day or night?
I prefer both.
52. Do you like thunderstorms?
Yes. But they scare me at times, tho. That's when it's cool having someone there you can jump on, saying "Hey, dude, I was scared ok? Hold me."
53. How easily do you trust people?
So seldom it's pathetic answering this question.
54. Do you own a car?
No. I can't drive. Cause I'm too lazy to practice.
55. Have you ever been asked for an autograph?
Lol, no.
56. Mom or Dad?
Mom.
57. Do you know how to drive stick?
What.
58. Have you ever been homeless?
No.
59. Abortion or adoption?
Adoption.
60. Do you like the band The Shins?
Haven't heard anything by them.
61. Rebel or goodie-two-shoes?
Rebel. Tho it's sorta easier being a goodie.
62. Do you have long or short hair?
Short.
63. Have you ever been on a boat?
Yes.
64. Do you get along with your parents?
Not too well.
65. Touch or be touched?
Be touched.
66. Do you like cats?
Yes.
67. Explain your religious beliefs:
Blaaaaargh. I could talk about this for AGES. It's my fucking FAVORITE subject, but NOT IN ENGLISH. And it's not because I suck so much, but I find it hard expressing myself absolutely correctly, as this is a subject I've got so much to blabb about.
But sure. I'm atheist.
Because
I am such a sceptical and logic minded person, and believing in something there's not a SINGLE evidence for, is hard for me.
My family is super Christian, but I lost faith ages ago.
If you want a smarter and more convincing explanation, you should be Norwegian, and stalk me.
68. Do you wear glasses?
No. Or.. I should. Some times. Cause I've got a screwed up sight. But, no. They get in my way.
69. What's your favorite car?
... . .. . .....
Dunno. Black ones.
70. What would be the best way to die?
When I want to.
71. Hot or beautiful?
Beautiful.
72. Do you brush and floss?
I brush. : D eee?
73. Do you play an instrument?
Uh.. Guitar, piano, I sing, clarinet, flute.
I've got a pretty good music ear, so I learn fast. But I'm so lazy, I'll never do anything big lol.
74. Would you sell your soul to the Devil?
I quote Chalki: "For the right price."
75. What's your favorite band?
......... um
Kaizers Orchestra
Andalotsuperübermuchmore.
76. Who do you want to meet?
Dunno. Tessa. Talk to me, and I'd probably want to meet you too.
77. Have you ever gone rock climbing?
In Teh Mountains.
78. What's your favorite TV show?
Life on Mars.
IT'S FUCKING GODLY
79. Do you like having your picture taken?
What.
I like taking photos.
80. Who is the quietest person you know?
No idea.
81. Emotional or physical pain?
Physical.
82. Would you flip off the pope?
Explain the phrase "flip off".
83. Your first crush:
Won't tell youuu
84. Would you lie to your best friend?
I lie all the time. It comes naturally. I don't really think much about it.
85. Do you find dead people interesting?
Yes. I'm a necrophile.
86. Do you smoke?
Hookah baby
87. Who did you last talk to?
My sis
Sis: Hi
Me: *10 min later* hi..
88. Pink or blue?
Pink.
89. What is your favorite male name?
Gabriel
90. Have you ever written a song?
Lol, no.
91. Have you ever been home schooled?
No.
92. What's the longest car ride/road trip you've been on?
Across Norway or something. Hey, I think there was a pretty long one when we lived in Australia as well. Idk. 13 hours. I DUNNO.
93. What was the last compliment you received?
I don't remember lol
94. What do you do most when you're bored?
I start dancing on the kitchen unit. lol, it's fun.
95. Are you good at impersonations?
Lol. No.
96. Do you get along with other people's parents?
Lol, I do.
97. Long or short hair?
Short. (feel like I've been asked this question before)
98. Snakes or rabbits?
Boooooth.
99. Who of your friends can tell anything to you?
.. I have no idea. Go ask them.
100. Have you ever been arrested?
No.
101. What are you listening to right now?
The clock tick tocking. And my tinitus.
Thanks for reminding me.
*ded*
102. Do you like seafood?
No. NO. NO!
103. What do you think of reality TV?
Bluergh.
104. How much do you weigh?
64 kg
105. Do you like taking surveys?
Um.. I guess so..?
106. Have you ever skipped school?
Too many times.
107. Do you have a cell phone?
Yes.
108. What's your favorite movie?
The 6th sense and Enchanted away.
Lol
109. Hot or cold?
Hot. I'm cold all the time.
110. What kind of music do you hate?
Hip hop. I hate it so. very. much. I hate it so much I don't even know how to speeeell it XD
111. What is something you know that most people don't?
That you probably annoy me. If you had been some random person I met irl, that is.
112. Do you have a boyfriend?
No D :
113. Mints or chewing gum?
Gum.
114. Would you try to take over the world?
Too much work.
115. Do you drink enough water?
No. But I love water. I do.
116. Last time you were really really mad?
If I started writing about it, I'd probably go so angry, I'd break something. I've a really bad temper if I first start.
117. Favorite city?
No idea.
118. Pizza or pasta?
Pizza.
119. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes.
120. Have you ever thrown up on a dentist?
lol no XD but I once fainted. I AM NOT SCARED OF DENTISTS, BUT THE DENTIS DRUGGED ME SO MUCH, MY BODY COLLAPSED XD Therefore, dentists tend to be my enemies.
121. Boxers or briefs?
Boxers.
122. Ever run away from home?
Yes. fff
123. Have you ever broken a bone?
Yes.
124. Have you ever been on TV?
Yes.
125. Apple or Microsoft?
Microsoft. Cause I've never tried Apple.
126. Name one person you love, and why:
<Insert cheezy stuff>
127. Watching or playing sports?
Playing.
128. What do you label yourself as?
A cynic.
That has terrible mood swings lol.
129. Have you ever bought a car?
Noooope.
130. Have you ever told someone that you loved them?
Well, not in a serious way.
131. Have you dated anyone you met online?
No.
132. What is one thing that annoys you?
Idealists.
They fucking ruin my life.
133. Would you smoke?
If I wanted to.
134. When you wake up, what is the first thing you think?
"Go to hell."
Or
"Give.. me... chocolate"
135. What would be the worst way to die?
I wouldn't know that, as I haven't died yet.
136. Do you have any pets?
No. I had a cat. Because I love cats. But I'm an allergic.
Be my pet?
137. Do you know how to drive a car?
Lol.. no.
138. Have you ever slept on a rooftop?
No.
139. Have you ever been late to work because of myspace?
No. I don't HAVE myspace.
140. Where did you last go on vacation?
Malaysia.
Which is just.. crazy.
141. What's the most common name you know?
bob.
no, jk
idk.
Kristin.
142. Do you believe in soul mates?
I don't believe in any of that crap.
143. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor?
No.
144. What's your phone ringtone?
Some thriller music. I need something loud so I actually -hear- my phone ringing.
145. Do you get annoyed easily?
Yes.
146. For a guy:
I'd.. prolly smile, lifting an eyebrow..?
lolwhat.
147. What is your favorite number?
1450
I dunno. I've remembered that number for like 8 years. lololol, don't ask
148. Where is your hometown?
Oslo, Norway.
149. Have you ever gotten your tongue frozen to something?
*snooort* yes. A handrail XD
150. Have you ever been on a motorcycle?
Yes.
151. Do you want to get married?
Dunno.
152. Would you run from the police?
Yes.
153. When is your birthday?
September 18th, 1992.
154. Do you think you're attractive?
I have no idea. People tend to call me cute. I hit them.
155. Have you ever gone to a private school?
No.
156. When do you get up?
school days: 06.30
Weekends: 12.30
I'd love to sleep longer.
157. What was your New Year's resolution?
It was: "Go to school"
I've sorta given that up.
158. Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
159. Who is the most boring person you know?
No idea.
160. Group or single dates?
Single.
161. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Ski Jump
162. Have you ever been high?
Yes.
163. Have you ever been in a movie?
Lol, no.
164. Do you believe in life after love?
So many deep questions.
No.
If I understood the question right.
165. Where do you live?
NOOOORWAY
166. What is your favorite musical instrument?
Violin.
167. What sports do you play?
I used to play football. And dance.
No I don't do any of them.
Cause I'm laaazy.
168. You or your love?
My love..?
169. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possessions?
I will them to.. um.. mom. lol
170. Do you have a job?
No.
171. Have you ever sworn?
Ffffffffff.
172. Why do you like the music you do?
I like classical music because it's skill, and it makes me cry. I like music with good melodies, and music I can hear every single instrument.
I like rock because I'mtoolazytowritemore.
173. Do you like sports?
Not watching them.
174. Do you look like your mom or your dad?
... I look like my brother.
175. Are you ghetto?
Um, no.
176. Do you like depressing music?
Some times.
177. Last time you spent $100, and what for?
School stuff.
178. Where is your favorite place to be?
Outside.
179. Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most?
.... msn?
180. Who can trust you?
The people I cry in front of.
181. Orange juice or apple juice?
Orange.
182. Have you ever kissed someone?
Yes.
183. Last time you saw your dad?
Couple of hours ago.
184. When do you go to bed?
uh.. around 2-3-4 at night. Sometimes when the sun starts rising.
185. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Hannah Montanah ruined Disney for me.
186. Have you ever been in love?
Don't know.
187. Would you have plastic surgery?
It's scary. But I wouldn't mind having my jaw fixed.
188. Do you observe Easter?
Que.
189. Kleenex or Puffs?
um..
190. Would you give money to a hobo?
I guess I would. If I had any myself.
191. Do you get enough exercise?
Lol no.
192. Lonely or lovesick?
idk
193. What are you wearing right now?
red scarf, pink, green, blue and black jersey, turquoise singlet, shorts, one green and black striped knee sock, and one purple and black knee sock, and a blue hair grip my sister put in my hair.
194. Meat or veggies?
Veggies.
195. Have you ever committed suicide?
No.
196. Do you believe in love?
I guess so.
197. Can you whistle?
Yes. Very loud and sharp
198. Do you know anyone who has never left their home state?
I have no idea. I don't ask.
199. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"OH MY GOD, WHO ASS RAPED MY HAIR!!!???"
200. If you could punch one person, who would it be?
Magnus. I don't know why, but I hate that guy more than anything in the universe.
Duuuude....
That's all, folks
Tired
Llama
